FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Marcus P. Meleton Jr.
(949) 413-3052
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YOUR SIGNIFICANT JERK WEEK
13th Annual
February 4-10, 2008
Terminate your jerk relationship -- boyfriend
or girlfriend -- before Valentine’s Day. With Valentine’s
Day arriving February 14th and Spring-cleaning just around the corner,
there’s no time to waste. If you’re in a loser relationship,
Valentine’s Day is the worst day of the year to remind yourself
of the fact.
Women, why allow your Valentine’s
Day to be another mile marker on the road of a pathetic relationship?
Whether he is a philanderer, unemployable, verbally abusive, inconsiderate,
self-centered, a rude-and-crude brute with a police record, or a heavy
drinker (if not all of the above), don’t allow another day to
pass degrading yourself with his presence.
Men, is Valentine’s Day a day when
you lay gifts and offerings at the feet of your woman, only to be
considered a mere pittance for the honor of knowing her? Do you live
with the knowledge that another man, destined to ruin her life, could
sweep her off her feet? It’s time to redirect your investments
to more worthwhile objectives. Whether it is a six-pack of beer or
mud wrestling tickets, your Valentine’s Day will be more fulfilling
than sacrificing chocolate and precious metals at the feet of a false
goddess.
This day was created as a response to
Marcus Meleton’s book Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid.
Analyzing the high demand for Marlon Brando / James Dean-style disasters
by women, Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid (3rd
edition just released) instructs men on how to become the disaster
women crave. Women responded to the author by asking what to do about
their attachment to such jerks. “Nice” men, incapable
of changing their ways, complained that they were continually locked
in servant-queen relationships.
This week is for them. It’s the
week to break your jerk-a-holism and celebrate Valentine’s Day
with the knowledge that you have conducted a successful a jerk-ectomy.
