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NEWS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Marcus P. Meleton Jr
(949) 645-0139
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DUMP
YOUR SIGNIFICANT JERK WEEK
7th
Annual
February
5-11, 2001
Terminate your
jerk relationship -- boyfriend or girlfriend -- before Valentine's
Day. With Valentine's Day arriving February 14th and Spring-cleaning
just around the corner, there's no time to waste. If you're in a loser
relationship, Valentine's Day is the worst day of the year to remind
yourself of the fact.
Women,
why allow your Valentine's Day to be another mile marker on the road
of a pathetic relationship? Whether he is a philanderer, unemployable,
verbally abusive, inconsiderate, self-centered, a rude-and-crude brute
with a police record, or a heavy drinker (if not all of the above),
don't allow another day to pass degrading yourself with his presence.
Men, is Valentine's
Day a day when you lay gifts and offerings at the feet of an ungrateful
woman? Do you live with the knowledge that another man, destined to
destroy her life, could sweep her off her feet? It's time to redirect
your investments to more worthwhile objectives. Whether it is a six-pack
of beer or mud wrestling tickets, your Valentine's Day will be more
fulfilling than if you sacrificed chocolate and precious metals at
the feet of a false goddess. This
day was created as a response to Marcus Meleton's book Nice
Guys Don't Get Laid. Analyzing the high demand for Marlon
Brando / James Dean-style disasters by women, Nice
Guys Don't Get Laid instructs men on how to become a disaster
for women to crave. Women responded to the author by asking what to
do about their attachment to such jerks. "Nice" men, incapable
of changing their ways, complained that they were continually locked
in servant-queen relationships. This
week was created for them. It's the week to break your jerk-a-holism
and celebrate Valentines Day with the knowledge that you have conducted
a successful a jerk-ectomy.
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