| FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE |
Contact: Marcus P. Meleton
Jr.
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DUMP
YOUR SIGNIFICANT JERK WEEK
15th Annual
February 6-12, 2010
Women, why allow your Valentine’s Day to be another mile marker
on the road of a pathetic relationship? Whether he is a philanderer,
unemployable, verbally abusive, inconsiderate, self-centered, a rude-and-crude
brute with a police record, or a heavy drinker (if not all of the
above), don’t allow another day to pass degrading yourself with
his presence.
Men, is Valentine’s Day a day when you lay gifts and offerings
at the feet of your woman, only to be considered a mere pittance for
the honor of knowing her? Do you live with the knowledge that another
man, destined to ruin her life, could sweep her off her feet? It’s
time to redirect your investments to more worthwhile objectives. Whether
it is a six-pack of beer or mud wrestling tickets, your Valentine’s
Day will be more fulfilling than sacrificing chocolate and precious
metals at the feet of a false goddess.
This day was created as a response to Marcus Meleton’s book
Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid. Analyzing the high
demand for Chris Brown / James Dean-style heart-throbs by women, Nice
Guys Don’t Get Laid (2009 3rd edition just released)
instructs men on how to become the disaster women crave. Women responded
to the author by asking what to do about their attachment to such
jerks. “Nice” men, incapable of changing their ways, complained
they were locked in servant-queen relationships.
This week is for the relationship-challenged. It’s the week
to break your jerk-a-holism and celebrate Valentine’s Day with
the knowledge that you have conducted a successful a jerk-ectomy.
